Friday, June 25, 2010
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2。面粉加入盐，把(1)倒入， 用手揉成团 。
7。涂上Prego酱撒上parmesan cheese，把Chicken Nugget排上，最后撒上mozzarella cheese。
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Sardarji bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his phone book, 'My mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6610.'
SARDARJI : I am proud because my son is in medical college .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
SARDARJI : He is not studying, they are studying him.
SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the finals.
SARDARJI : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
SARDARJI : People consider me a GOD.
Wife: How do you know?
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! He has come again.
SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items in my house are missing, except the TV.'
Police: 'How is it that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching news on TV.'
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
He takes the note and sticks it to a pole and writes on it, 'Thanks for the compliment.'
Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so.. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot later on.
SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
SARDARJI: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI: If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person,' convert this sentence into future tense.
SARDARJI : The future tense is, You will go to jail.'
Thursday, June 3, 2010